This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
I once decided to stuff chicken breasts with Feta, blueberry, and rosemary, I really really thought it should work.
It's the dish that my SO reminds me of constantly that almost ended our relationship. She agrees I'm a good cook but says she almost was willing to take the thought back and leave me over that dish.... It was pretty bad.
This is one of the few areas that machine learning is actually good for.
https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.4651392
Figuring out the chemistry of taste to come up with combos we haven’t thought of.
Put some pickle juice in your mashed potatos and maybe a bit of lemon juice, that shit is the bomb
That is one haunting pepe
Who puts milk in mashed potatoes???
Wait til you find out what I do with ranch dressing