this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (9 children)

We all know that’s mold, right?

[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, it's the christmas spirit

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Makes you feel warm and fuzzy all over, just like the surface of them strawberries.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You mean eating the strawberries makes you feel that way?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

These in particular, it's that warm and fuzzy feeling you get before you projectile vomit everywhere. Didn't say it was necessarily a good thing, unless that's your bag.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Makes you feel all tingly inside

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Tiny lil zz tops

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Your mom was mold last night. Twice.

Yes I know that doesn't make any sense, shaddap! 😖😄

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Can any of us really be said to know anything? Descartes said "I think, therefore I am". In this essay I will...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

THERE'S MOLD GROWING ON SANTAS FACE???

[–] hunter2 10 points 1 year ago

Most of us.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not gonna stop me from gelling them up and giving them sick hairdos

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I would never infringe on your freedoms like that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

So is blue cheese

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Moldy memes with christmas themes

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Taste like strawberry, texture like candy floss. Put em in ur mouth

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Best of both worlds

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Curious how the 🍓s retained their rigid conical form when they should've been mushy slimy goop at this point

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

They look like they weren't quite ripe when put in the container. Probably contributed a bit to the longevity.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Strawberry is one of my favorites and you're ruining it. Jesus. I will know no peace.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Those are some chad/stacy looking molds tho. Did they gymaxx?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Little Santas, sure.

Mall Santas, based on the smell.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is why you never want to eat strawberries after day 3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

*until after

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I love when they do this ^^

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Washing your fruits should make them last longer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's to die for!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They look like little blushing porcupines!