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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Gullible to c/greentext
 

[pictured: Ronald Reagan wearing a black suit and tie with a white shirt. His body is nearly turned sideways, chin lifted and grinning at the camera, resting his weight on his right elbow with his left hand clasped loosely over his resting right wrist. Italicized text upon this propaganda poster reads: “RONALD REAGAN speaks out against SOCIALIZED MEDICINE”]

>a c-list actor's career flopped so now I have to pay $1000 to set foot in an ambulance
any other examples like this?

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[–] [email protected] 143 points 8 months ago (6 children)

any other examples like this?

A WWI veteran got kicked out of art school and now Israel is bombing Palestinians.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago

I don't think he was kicked out, he just never got in.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Jesus…

An unfertilized egg was forced into existence by an angry deity and now TikTok.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

More like someone had an affair 2000 years ago and now, alabama

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

But what really mattered, was all the alter boys along the way.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nah he was in Palestine back when it was under a different foreign occupation.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You'll find it was called Judea/Judah.

Fun Fact: Palestine is derived from Philisitine. Longest turf beef ever.

(Btw, one of Israel's propaganda points is that Palestine has never been a sovereign state therefore they don't deserve to be one now, I think this handily demonstrates one of the reasons why that's a bunch of bullshit)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hitler is to be blamed for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot of gnarly shit, but I think there's been fighting going over on in the Middle-East a bit before him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Technically, yeah. It went downhill when the Ottoman joined WW1 and lost.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Lol yeah. Turkey keeps their mouth shut about Israel and Palestine cuz if you ask them who should be in charge the answer is "us".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Came here for this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

you know this is not the worst thing to happen to humanity because hitler couldn't cut it as an artist