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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Dumbledore

If we are running someone that old, can we please run Dumbledore? Fought against evil his entire adult life, took steps to make education available to all witches and wizards equally regardless of if you were pure blood or muggleborn, taught forgiveness and understood that people could change, for better and for worse. Also taught his students well enough to fend off a full-scale attack from a hoard of adult casters, giants, and a fucking lich without needing his intervention.

(yes, I am talking about Bernie... The only old fuck that is still worthy of holding office)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Sorry the council of elders has chosen our candidates for us, and Dumbledore was sidelined for being just a little too socialist. Press is also no fan.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

One press photo of Dumbledore eating one of his beloved ear wax candies and he would be unvoteable.