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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What an idiot. Everyone knows you use chocolate soymilk not chocolate milk.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

His mom buys him choccy milk because he is a big strong boy, not a soyboy.