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submitted 1 year ago by cantstopthesignal to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was part of the vegan cult for years until I read this comment, thank you for saving me.

I was a wimp. I didn't enjoy the idea of harming and killing animals, I had watched videos of animals being gutted alive and having their throats cut and squirming for literal minutes afterwards. This was uncomfortable, but only because I was a wimp.

After reading your comment I manned up and took my dog and 2 cats, strung them up while they were whimpering (which was hilarious), and slit their throats, cooked their delicious innards, and am finally able to walk again (I was only able to crawl because I had been nutrient deficient for so long despite what my libtard doctors told me).

I'm happy to live in a free country where I can do whatever I want with my property. In China I bet you can't cook a dog because the government is just a bunch of moralizing leftists. God gave us domain over animals, and so I get to choose what I want to do with the animals I purchase.

[–] southsamurai 2 points 1 year ago

Lmao! Dude, that's the single best response in the entire thread! Counter-trolling ftmfw! I can't even come back at that one, I'm laughing too hard. No bullshit, thank you for that :)