this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2023
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Driving with no one around on a nice day.

My brain: OMG PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY YOU'RE GOING TO PASS OUT! GET OUT AND BREATHE! OMG! PANIC!

God I hate my brain...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least your mind doesn't want to steer you into trees.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Porque no los dos?