this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Only break one law at a time.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Always be breaking exactly one law. Never more, never less.

This is difficult, but not impossible, while sleeping.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or: Don't break the law while you're breaking the law

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Alternatively: only break one law at a time.