this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Damn the guy doesn't even get his weed

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

that‘s what really killed me, true anon shit to just turn back around in the end

[–] alignedchaos 10 points 1 year ago

True anon shit to have their friend start a sentence with “lol” and for their head to hit the windshield instead of the dash too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Turned out he was going to his auto dealership to get his own car back from the shop.