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If I had a stack of $100 bills, and I told you that for every bill you eat I will give you one to keep, how much money do you think you'd walk away with? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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All in one sitting. You get one condiment of choice, and a large glass of water. Bills can be torn up before consumption but nothing is stopping you from housing full Benjamins and digging for gold in the bathroom later. I think I could probably eat at least 10, and I would pick BBQ sauce.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'd lure you to give me a bill for me to eat, then walk off with my free 100$ (no way I'm putting money in my mouth)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

You think this is my first rodeo? You gotta put down a credit card as collateral. Don't worry, the bills are clean. I'm in the money laundering business.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah if someone came down with a stack of money like that I'd take the freebee and tell them to go to hell.