" What is Community College? Well, you’ve heard all kinds of things. You’ve heard it’s “loser college” for young people who couldn’t make the cut at a university.
It’s “halfway school” for twenty-something dropouts, crawling back to society with unskilled tails between their legs.
A tax-funded self-esteem workshop for newly divorced housewives piecing together shattered identities,
And old people hoping to keep their minds active as they circle the drain of eternity.
That’s what you’ve heard. However:..
I wish you luck!!"
One of the greatest opening lines of any show. Truly Streets Ahead!
If you don't get that opening, you're truly Streets Behind!