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What's next? Picoservices? (medium.com)

submitted 23 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I didn't see this coming and I think it's funny, so I decided to post it here.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

quantum services

take your source code and put each character in its own docker container

this gives you the absolute peak of scalability and agility as every quantum of your application is decoupled from the others and can be deployed or scaled independently

implementing, operating and debugging this architecture is left as an exercise for the reader

that will be $250,000 kthx

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago

implementing, operating and debugging this architecture is left as an exercise for the reader

Challenge accepted by a reader using AI, what could go wrong? xD