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[–] zalgotext 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

"Spilling seed" is a sin...

First off, I've never read the Bible, so apologies for any ignorance I'm about to display.

Second, how literal are we talking here? Like, do backshots count as "spilling seed"? What if she's a spitter, is she doomed to eternal damnation? Is hot creampie sex the only legal sex, according to the Bible?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Specifically, when you’re having sex with the widow of your brother who died before he was able to give her an heir with the purpose of ensuring she has an heir in your family as is your religious duty, it’s a sin to pull out before ejaculating.

[–] zalgotext 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're right, that is specific

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Well any other answer would be interpretation and speculation

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

yes, doing backshots is "spilling seed"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have no fucking clue... I think it's crazy. But the idea that Jesus witnessed all of that and decided that dying to absolve us of it all is fucking hilarious.

I just like the idea that he saw a donkey show and said, "yep... that's worth dying for!"

Is hot creampie sex the only legal sex, according to the Bible?

I do believe so...

[–] Croquette 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don't kink shame Jesus. He was human like all of us

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

No shame. Anything consenting adults want to do is fine. Just don't be weird and talk to me about your private affairs in public.