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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Wild turkeys fly very short distances, kinda like a jump on the moon. They freak out and sling feathers everywhere, travel in groups, and collectively make a fuck-ton of noise.

I’m pretty sure we started eating them just to shut them the fuck up.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

collectively make a fuck-ton of noise

Wow, they really are the perfect mascot for the US

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Nah, bald eagles are thieves & bullies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We started eating them because they are delicious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Turkey tastes like packing material. We started eating them because we were starving in the wilderness.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Damn, you've either had horrible turkeys, or you have delicious packing material. That said, I read in The Tenth Legion, which is a book by a legendary turkey hunter, that compared to wild turkey, farmed turkeys taste like compressed cardboard. So I guess you're onto something. Try a free-range turkey next time, or a wild turkey if you're able.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Someone was just posting yesterday about how wild turkeys taste like shit compared to farmed turkeys.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

They have almost no fat, so you have to cook them correctly or they're awful. But if you cook them correctly they're delicious.