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[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Maybe not far, but they can. I’ve seen a pack? Gaggle? Fly over a fence. I’ve seen one fly up into a tree as well

Source: there’s turkeys all over my city

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Wild turkeys can fly short distances. Domesticated turkeys can't because they've been bred to have huge breasts

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

I have huge breasts, Greg. Could you breed me?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Like big ol bags of sand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago