Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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So I went in as Batman.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

How exactly does "Retired" dress?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As someone who's retired let me warn you that HR might have a word with you if you show up dressed like me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I guess the theory checks out. I'd probably be "retired" by the end of the day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

First i was tired. Now I'm retired.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Currently leggings and a sweater