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[–] [email protected] 187 points 1 week ago (17 children)

Tim Onion

Wait, the CEO of The Onion goes by “Tim Onion” on Bluesky? My word, this whole thing just keeps getting funnier.

[–] pancakes 57 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Tim Onion" is so clever due to it's visual resemblance of "The Onion".

"Tim" and "The" have the same visual profile (width/ height distribution and curved letters), so if you squint your eyes, they look very similar.

[–] [email protected] 142 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's probably a reference to when Trump called Tim Cook, Tim Apple by accident

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yeah, there’s no probably about it. That’s just the joke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Since we are explaining things: an onion, like an apple is a fruit.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Crap DOUBLE WAIT I'm now realizing Tim Apple wasn't a real guy's name, dammit RIP my other comment

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

No, no it made your other comment funnier

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha thanks for making me laugh. If it helps, it took me years to recognize that Chipotle didn’t have the chipotle flavor Tabasco simply because it tastes good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Wait a minute...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can see some merit to making CEOs change their legal last name to whatever company they're the head of.

Tim Boeing would be a lot more noticable in the public world.

To prevent private equity from doing their shell company nonsense to hide accountability, just double-barrel (n many times) all the companies together in the last name.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is very funny applied to all businesses. "Hi, I'm John Smith and Son's and Son's, and this is my son, John Smith and Son's and Son's Jr., at least until he takes over the family business."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Ignorance, not accident.

[–] stringere 14 points 1 week ago

Also a reference to Trump mistakenly calling Tim Cook "Tim Apple".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Good thing because Tim Apple was already CEO of another company.

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