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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Phobias suck so much ass. I don't think those poking fun understand how embarrassing and frustrating it is to have a sudden panic attack over something you have no control over.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

True, but I'm curious how someone gained a banana phobia. Was it a Little Albert situation and they terrified her as a baby every time they showed her a banana or something?

Edit: she isn't the only Swedish politician with a banana phobia. The hell is going on with Swedish bananas?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I can imagine a Doctor Who episode that starts with banana phobia, and later the Doctor discovers there are aliens posing as bananas in Sweden. Some young children can see through their disguise. And that’s why the minister has had a phobia since childhood.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds a little like Resident Alien (if you omit the bananas and Sweden).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds a bit like Swedish Resident Alien (if you add the Sweden back in)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Swedish Resident Banana Alien. Why not just go all the way?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Now that's just silly!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Banana phobia starts with the Doctor replacing your squareness gun with one

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Now I want the episode of the 'invasion of the banana'