this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why gamble IRL when you could instead gamble with stocks online and lose your life savings /s

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Because stocks take time, casinos are almost instant.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

That's the problem with this generation, no capacity to appreciate delayed dissatisfaction!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Psst

Wanna buy some 0dte options

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Just drop it in a spider and reap the 5% growth per year caused by new immigrants... er, wait.