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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon awakens an ancient evil (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

“ancient evils” are usually things like blasphemy, insubordination or having intrinsic self-worth.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ancient evils are actually pretty moderate. Anyone down to open The Gate? Yog'Sothoth seems chill and would love the internet.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yog’Sothoth stared into 4chan, and 4chan stared back. And Yog'Sothoth noped right on outta there.

[–] CancerMancer 1 points 3 weeks ago

If thou gaze long into an anus, the anus will also gaze into thee.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yog'Sothoth does his dark bidding on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

There's no better place for it. Imagine still needing to supply robes and flesh-bound books.