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1 point for the episode/main plot.

1 point for the joke/scene.

Bake him away toys. I mean toints him away poys.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

"Welcome to the Springfield Police Department website. Would you like to confess to a crime?" is my best guess for the joke. Feels familiar.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

You have selected no, indicating that you have committed a crime, but do not wish to confess. A paddy car has been dispatched to your address.

Edit: That was from memory and isn't quite correct.

[–] Lighttrails 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

While you wait, why not purchase a Springfield police department hat or t shirt? You have the right to remain fabulous!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Now 80% off!

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