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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has a home gym (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just wait a couple of minutes and let the spider finish their workout, geez.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All that webbing is more of an engineering project than a workout. Either way, let the spider do its hobby! When unoccupied, spider wives like to bite the head off of spider husbands.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

All that rope climbing is pure calisthenics. Respect your spider gym bros.