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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the one where the guy gets cut in half by a glass door and half of him slides down and you see the gore, right?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That moment is seared in my brain. I remember nothing else about that movie.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The goddamn Ghost Tiddies

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is the only good part of the movie, so that checks out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It really is though. I've watched it multiple times and all the other jump scares are serviceable, but forgettable. The door though, is fantastic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

It's another movie that Matthew Lillard drools in. That has to also count for something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The crushed girl is cool too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m sorry, I’m very squeamish and don’t want to look this up, but I have to know along what plane he was cut in half, like left to right, front to back, or top to bottom?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He was standing in the doorway and it came in from the sides.