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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

The Shovel? That just sounds like bullying bait, but I have seen a kid named Megatron, and that is indeed a badass name.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

But Meg is relentlessly bullied by Peter. And he's the one who gave her the name!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Cohen: I’m wondering what psychological effects a name can have.

Zappa: Well, first of all, I knew that they were going to be unique anyway because of certain other attributes, so why not have a name that goes with it. They all like their names and the kids at school do too. They don’t make fun of them; in fact, most of them are jealous of their names. You know, it always amazes me when someone who is in my age group, or even younger, asks me a question like why did you name your children that. It’s a reactionary kind of question. Why the f*ck not name your kids something like that? They’re having a good time. Besides that, if they ever wanted to change their names they can do it. It only costs about $15.

Cohen: You can’t tell from the name Moon Unit whether it’s a boy or a girl. Had Moon Unit been a boy, would you have named him the same thing?

Zappa: No, I would have named him Motor Head.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Then you must spread rumors of The Shovel.

I heard the last kid who messed with him is now buried 6 feet under.