Greentext

4500 readers

1191 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa

636

Anon makes a deal with a demon (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

33 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 87 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The human race then perishes from starvation shortly after due to no one wanting to eat bland salt free food

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There's plenty of non-ocean salt, it's just sea salt is stupidly easy to get

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

.. ifyou have access to the sea.

Landlocked countries (and some non landlocked) have salt mines.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 2 points 3 months ago

And stupidly delicious.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

Only British people will survive.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ah, but our spirits are bound to Earth by the salt, so the human race just becomes a ghost race.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Life in the oceans dies. Life on land, which relies on life in the ocean, mostly dies. Demon gets you soon enough anyway