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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has trauma (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The usual "can't get out if you're trapped, the seatbelt causes more injuries in smaller crashes, I knew a guy who got whiplash cause the seatbelt threw him against his seat"

I've tried explaining it multiple times but I quit trying because it's exhausting 😮‍💨

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

"I knew a guy who got whiplash cause the seatbelt threw him against his seat"

lmao, I would just say "shoulda worn a helmet".