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Anon has trauma (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 139 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Make everyone always wear their safety gear, be it in the car, on the bike, at the workplace. Make them. Always. Do not allow anyone to omit anytime, never ever.

Anon could be fucking his happy girlfriend of five years right now if he had followed this simple rule.

[–] nehal3m 90 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Also, never let your passenger put their feet up on the dashboard. Unless they want their lungs punctured by their own tibia.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

That sounds fun who wouldn't want that?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Or rest their head near the side curtain airbags. Loads of cars have them now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But how about RSI from sitting still in the same position for too long?

[–] nehal3m 12 points 3 months ago

Easy, just jump out of a moving car every once in a while.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I dated someone a long time ago and when they first got into my car, I waited for them to put their seatvrlt on. They refused. I told them the car isn’t moving until their seatbelt is on, and if they take it off, the car stops.

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong 6 points 3 months ago

I used basically the same strategy when my dad first lit a cigarette in my car.
This thing isn't moving an inch if you smoke and I'll stop if you light it again.

Times have changed. They thankfully don't even smoke in their own car anymore.
I vividly remember the hell of road trips with both my parents smoking with the windows up and I'm not dealing with this in my own car or home.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

> on highway, another car is driving right behind
> you hear click

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I stop

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

ATGAT except when you eanna look cool then it's all the gear at times