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[โ€“] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now that I'm an older, very married guy I look back at the times in my late teens and twenties when women were trying to flirt with me and I was pretty clueless about it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

It's why I can never cheat on my girlfriend. Even if the opportunity arose, I wouldn't notice anyway.