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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (8 children)

True... But... How would a Koala not have Koalafications, but a bear does?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

It's a very polarbearizing issue.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Yeah lol, that's exactly where my pedantic ass went too, the joke doesn't actually make sense...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

"Why aren't bears considered marsupials?" They don't have the koalafications!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Yeah lol, that's exactly where my pandantic ass went too, the joke doesn't actually make sense...

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

From one pedantic person to another...

NEEEEEERRRRRD

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

It's purely nepotism. You have have the right parents to be a bear.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Because going through college is a grizzly process

[–] Classy 4 points 3 months ago

Grizzlies always have the bear necessities needed to get a job done

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Because they're high all the time and dont study.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

For bears, "bear necessities" can be considered analogous to koalafications in koalas.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Koalas are too nearsighted.