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Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled 'Bag of Drugs' (inshort.geartape.com)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (5 children)

That website was so awful I had to look up the story from another source lol

Her "bag of drugs" contained:

3.25 grams of cocaine 1.75 grams of crack cocaine 1 gram of crystal meth 1.5 pills of hydromorphone 2 pills of amphetamine 4.5 pills of alprazolam metal spoon 4 glass pipes with residue plastic baggies with white residue full needle 2 straws

[–] Dufurson 3 points 3 months ago

seems like a regular Monday

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