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[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 months ago (6 children)

He needs a doctor, and fast. Best case scenario it is ulcerative collitis. Worst case he is getting an MRI of his brain and brainstem to find out it is a central tumor and will only be getting worse.

[–] fibojoly 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Doctor Google concurs : it's cancer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, it’s never lupus, so…

[–] snugglesthefalse 1 points 4 months ago

Are we sure it's not lupus though?

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