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Trash pandas know trash when they see it (suppo.fi)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/funny

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[–] ironhydroxide 9 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Compare that with the absolutely massive number of other trucks with tonneau covers, and how often they get vandalized by racoons.

The Cybertruck is still a very rare vehicle. 2 instances is quite a lot statistically.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

are you fucking kidding me?! I personally know four people who's wiring harnesses were destroyed by squirrels. One who's seats were destroyed by a raccoon that opened an unlocked fucking door, and one who's vehicle was totalled by a horse.

You've never seen stories like these because none of them happened to a Tesla.

Oh I know a guy who transported a goat in a BMW, and miraculously nothing bad happened. Does that mean BMW's are goat proof?!

[–] Imgonnatrythis 1 points 4 months ago

No. 2 is small numbers statistically. Perhaps you meant 2 is quite a lot percentage wise.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

No one actually trying to make an empirical claim about this can possibly get away with 1 or 2 randomly claimed/unverified social media posts against over 11,500 cybertrucks. Musk is a piece of shit and his truck is dangerous trash but y’all are letting the lulz cloud your judgment.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

My dearly beloved ham sandwich, this is a meme and not a dissertation. You seem to be the only person here taking it this seriously – I doubt folks walked away from this meme completely convinced there's now an epidemic of raccoons breaking into Cybertrucks

[–] Lucidlethargy 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

What's that you say - there's an epidemic of raccoons breaking into Cybertrucks??

I'm off to tweet this immediately.