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This haze has been destroying my sinuses. Last night I had to sleep with my mouth wide open. Definitely swallowed a spider or too.
And maybe even a dick.
Hate it when I accidently swallow a spider or dick while sleeping. It has happened way too many times.
"Dude! What were you doing last night bro? Your breath smells like spider dick!"
That escalated quickly
Spiders Georg origin story right here
The spider thing is actually a myth, spiders don't just crawl down your mouth while you sleep. On the other hand, the dick thing is definitely true.