this post was submitted on 09 May 2024
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What type of holsters are these jokers using? Any normal cop holster should have a 2 or 3 distinct hand motions to unholster their gun. That means pushing it down and twisting or something to that effect. You shouldn't be able to just lift a cops gun out of his holster, for good reason.
Fake story.
They gotta have easily accessible in case they need to shoot a 14 year old
Especially if that 14 yo is black.
Aren't American cops notoriously dumb? What if they couldn't get the holster open normally so they got an easier one. I choose to believe that.
They are pretty dumb, but they also get rock fucking hard for their equipment. Honestly seems pretty unlikely.