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A YouTuber let the Cybertruck close on his finger to test the new sensor update. It didn't go well. (www.businessinsider.com)

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Data sent to HQ. Thank you for your participation"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

“Cave Johnson here. Fact: the key to any successful cooperative test is trust. And as our data clearly shows, humans, cannot be trusted. The solution? Robots!”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"An update: It turns out the robots learned how to lie and can no longer be trusted. They tried to take over the testing mainframe and I'll be damned if I let them get their hands on my equipment! So I sent in a couple of interns to take care of it. Go earn those recommendations! I told them.

"Anyway, it's back to humans. This time new and upgraded with our state-of-the-art Aperture brain chips. The boys out-did themselves this time, increases testing compliance by 150%! Let's see those humans just try to lie now!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

A man of culture, I see.