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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

One time I told a painful story about when my girlfriend broke up with me for a dude with what she described as a “freakishly huge” dick.

Someone just said “That must have been a very memorable night for her”

oof

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Good riddance buddy, if she was running around behind your back. Hope you’re in a better place now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Well this happened in bumblefuck Arkansas and I live in Denver now so yeah, I’m in a better place

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What do you mean? I only meant it in a good way

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What do you mean? I only meant it in a good way

You meant “a better place” metaphorically. They understood this, but jokingly took it literally. Denver is indeed a better place than “bumblefuck Arkansas.”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Haha thanks, it seems they changed their answer after I asked the question

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Yeah I changed it drastically. Misread you at first