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Up 53% today, thanks to Rivian and AMD (mostly Rivian) calls. All gains are realized except for a few hundred dollars left in RKLB and SPCE calls (poor decision).

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I’m down almost 7 figures in 5 years. The chart I posted in the pic is the ultimate WSB chart. Portfolio looks like a pink sheet stock being pitched by Stratton oakmont. I’m the ultimate regard. I’ve had epic days/runs. Days I’ve made over 6 figs and lost same amount. For the most part tho, I’m great at shorting low and buying high. I won’t give up tho. I’ll keep firing away until I’m a GD legend on this board or I fall into oblivion with my former autists who are no longer with us.

Got paid a bonus last week of $30k and yolo’d it all into $NVDA puts. Why do you ask? Well why the fk not? The run starts now baby.

This shit coin is pumped up massively right now because of AI AI AI AI AI AI AI. I’m betting this ticker sees a significant pull back in the next week along with the overall market.

Hero or zero fam. Win win for this community tho. If you buy calls and fade me? congrats and fuck you. If you ride this shitcoin down to $380> with me? Well, we’ll all have a meet up in Vegas to celebrate at the first ever Wall Street bets conference.

Plan is to just continue to yolo monthly options until my money is back. I don’t give a damn at this point. Im Numb to it all and gone mad. Brass balls bitches. I retired from daily’s and weeklies tho. I’d rather wipe my ass with my money than buy them again.

Chop choo to sub $380 in a week starts tomorrow bitches.

MADE SOME MONEY ON PLTR NOW IM BALLING

AI PUMP ROUND 2 PLEASE GOD. Every company I’ve know has been onboarding to azure open ai service in the last quarter to release to prod. TSMC will raise guidance in anticipation of ai chips productions for nvidia.

Inflation going to come in low for cpi next week on the mere fact that last July cpi was tits by comparison.

As long as China stops playing chicken with their boats with other countries then we Gucci

I’m trying this new thing called buying low. I’ve never done it before. I always try to buy as high as possible. All these weed stocks are pretty much garbage, but how low can they really go? They appear oversold in the short-term, and if I’m wrong, then fuck me

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