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Posts from Mastodon users, featured natively in a community, so you can view them without the need for them to be re-hosted or screenshoted, and reply to the original author and Mastodon respondents if you wish.

Has so far included content from Warsandpeas, Mr. Lovenstein, SMBC, Loading Artist, Low Quality Facts, nixCraft, ElleGray, and other interesting or provocative stuff I've random'd across on Mastodon.


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When someone really loves you, they delete all that ridiculous querystring nonsense from the end of the hyperlink before sending it to you. ๐Ÿ’˜

(Originally published on infosec.exchange: 2024-02-05)

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Image transcription: Photo of Mariah Carey and Miley Cyrus at the Grammys. So, E= mc squared


(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)

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People who design APIs. I am begging you. It doesn't matter how "simple" or "intuitive" or "elegant" your API is. You need to include sample code.

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

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(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-01-22)

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The thing most people don't remember about Prometheus is that humans already had fire, but then Zeus locked it up behind a paywall, because Zeus was a petty little bitch. Prometheus stole it *back*. In this essay about DRM I will


(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

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You ever write a long post and after you've finished you delete it because you suddenly realize that you just don't give a fuck as much as you thought you did?

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

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Secret Panel HERE ๐Ÿ‘ผ https://tapas.io/episode/2380120

You have no idea how many times I've saved you from choking to death on hot dogs. I've done more than enough.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)

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That's terrifying.

Image transcription: Sleep paralysis occurs when the bacteria living in your brain gain temporary control over your motor functions.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

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The real fantasy element of Dungeons & Dragons is pretending that you have a group of friends who all get along with each other and can manage to meet regularly for four hours at a time.

(Originally published on hachyderm.io: 2024-02-04)

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Interviewer: can I get your references?

Me: *sighing* probably not; nobody else does

(Originally published on universeodon.com: 2022-12-18)

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That's a cool feature.

Image transcription: If you swipe up with two fingers on someoneโ€™s Tinder profile it will reveal if they have a criminal record.

(Originally published on mstdn: 2024-02-04)

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Image transcription: 4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. two pharaohs from ancient egypt are standing in front of a pyramid whose construction is nearing completion. One says to the other, "You've outdone yourself this time, Babuthep." 2. he continues, "You'll be remembered for this throughout history!" 3. "It's a testament to human ingenuity." 4. time jump to the present day. At an alien conference, someone speaks to an audience, "It was aliens!"

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

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Secret Panel HERE ๐Ÿ˜ฉโœจ https://tapas.io/episode/2372654

You make me want to fail.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)

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(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

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Image transcription: The most expensive pizza in the world costs $20,000. It is topped with pepperoni, sausage and a baseball that has been autographed by Babe Ruth.

(Originally published on mstdn.social: 2024-01-12)

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(Originally published on universeodon.com: 2024-02-03)

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listen up, servant. do your hand thing and make the kibble appear right here.

#Caturday

Image transcription: orange cat pointing and tapping on an empty food bowl while looking up at her owner

(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)

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That's so interesting.

Image transcription: Charlton Heston was not allowed to be an organ donor because his body legally belonged to the NRA.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

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Secret Panel HERE ๐Ÿ’Š https://tapas.io/episode/2361115

I'm also full of sugar!

(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)

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Image transcription: Keanu Reeves claims that he has aged so gracefully because he refuses to acknowledge his birthday every year.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

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Secret Panel HERE ๐ŸŒ https://tapas.io/episode/2195729

I forgot to lock the door!
Wait... I don't own a door.

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Image transcription: Due to the placebo effect, an amputee will regrow lost limbs if you give them a sugar pill and tell them that it is a scientific breakthrough in regenerative medicine.

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Secret Panel HERE ๐Ÿƒ https://tapas.io/episode/2357963

You do not play for fun. You do it to inflict pain.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

Image transcription: ADHD stands for "Always Doing Home Decorating".

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Image transcription: The FDA, which stands for the Food in Drugs Administration, is responsible for putting food in all of the drugs.

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