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Bless you!

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YOU DO NOT WANT TO BUTT HEADS WITH ME

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The iPod server was a powerful first iteration music sharing device. While not designed for convenience, its internal RAID can still be expanded with modern compact flash cards for 1.25TB of on-the-go storage.

Image transcription: A photo of an early iPod with colour display running macosx server 1.2. It looks cumbersomely thick, but also desirable.

(Originally published earlier today on bitbang.social)

Image transcription: A street sign that says "Heisenbergstrasse"

(Originally published on mastodon.online: 2024-02-10)

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Image transcription: The Tesla logo beside an image of a uterus with an IUD

(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)

(Originally published on mastodon: 2024-02-09)

Bonus panel: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/temp

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Image transcription: “Fibonacchos” The Fibonacci sequence laid out in Nacho’s (Tortilla Chips). Credits: Cliff Pickover

(Originally published earlier today on infosec.exchange)

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Don't worry! She's up-to-date on her rabies shots.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)

(Originally published on mastodon: 2024-02-08)

I once slept for 11 hours and when I woke up my cats looked extremely disappointed that they wouldn't get to devour me.

Image transcription: Studies have shown that cats would eat their owners if they slept for 12 hours straight.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

Image transcription: Screenshot of a post that says: 'When you have to fix the warp core 4 but have Reading Rainbow at 5.' Attached is a photo of LeVar Burton in a snazzy outfit with wrap-around glasses.

(Originally published earlier today on universeodon.com)

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Look at the show off with one whole friend.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)

Mixed berry yogurt tastes like shit now.

(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2023-08-11)

Image transcription: dog standing with head between the tails of two other dogs. tails form a heart shape around the dog while wagging.

(Originally published earlier today on mstdn.social)

Image transcription: @AbbyHiggs: My therapist: you focus too much on seeking revenge Me: we’ll see about that

(Originally published earlier today on universeodon.com)

http://smbc-comics.com/comic/cool (click for bonus panel)

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

I don't think most people understand how big of a deal it is that Tracy Chapman performed Fast Car at the Grammys. She wrote that song in 1988. Cars were MUCH slower back then. So when she got up on that stage, everyone watching thought "Uh oh, does she even know what a fast car is anymore?" But Tracy knocked it out of the park. She showed the world that 36 years later she can still sing about faster cars than we can even imagine.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

Image transcription: 98% of UFO sightings have turned out to be bounce castles that got carried away by the wind.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

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And by "time to time" I, of course, mean roughly once every three years.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)

Image transcription: tuxedo cat climbing on bathtub faucet trying to drink the water, loses footing but hangs on to faucet still trying to drink the water and eventually falls and climbs out

(Originally published on mstdn.social: 2023-11-18)

Image transcription: Daniel Radcliffe has pledged to only accept acting roles that will confuse and upset Harry Potter fans.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

Image transcription: Screenshot of a post by 'Omnipotence.' The post says: 'My printer is threatening me.' Attached is an image of a phone notification from 'HP Smart' that says: 'You're low on ink. Never run low on ink again.'

(Originally published earlier today on universeodon.com)

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The mouse is also an exceptional mouse curser. It knows 19 curse words.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mastodon)